Hetalia Episode 9 Script

America: Ok so I Devised a really sweet attack plan which I’m calling attack plan Alpha dog (Woof)
I think it makes use of our strengths in the best way possible
Britain Goes in Suicidal its your charge of a life Routine
France Gives up without a struggle (UH)
And for Russia just keep sending us your canon Fogger you’ll draw the guns away from me

Russia: Hold On Question what are you going to be doing America
America: Good question I’ll do what I always do best that means I’m The Hero
Big Pause
England: No Thanks I’m not going to be part of another one of your half wit schemes
America: Why do you hate me are you still pissed of about that whole revolutionary war thing
England:  Since your Deliberate and Not our leader Mostly my Mind Wonders why your even specking like were calling how we burned down your capital Down in 1814 sometimes I picture you as the diabetic fat person you’ll likely be in a few more years on your strictly habited diet
America: Since were all sharing out feelings those pastries you served me when I visited your house the other day they tasted like petrified couch stuffing
England: Those Scones Were a recipe passed down from my Mummsie
America: Those were supposed to be Scones
(Continues Fighting and Arguing)
France: When you two are down relishing sexual attentions we have a meeting we need to finish
England: That’s weird France Actually made a rational point
America: Sorry that was childish and things got out of hand
England: that’s no fare its my job to be mature
France: Serisly you two we have more important things to worry about before setting on our world plans like what to do with those tacky military clothes
England and America: This is war and your wearing a Cape
France: it’s a Clocke No
(French Laugh for 20 Seconds)
England: Pipe Down your country once surrendered to a boy scout troop on holiday
France: that was years ago
China: Chine Tao wa oh great Brittan France are fighting again over nothing why can’t you just dominate your country with a totalian government Really! Here let me show you how things are decided using ancient Chinese fashion Seens simple enough China Take All you can go home Now
England I DON’T THINK SO!! What gives you the right to take all the land your self
China: Cause I’m the Oldest
(COP)
France: this is worse then managing a bunch of Italians.. Just wait I think we should all sit down and re work the plan
England: I hate to Say it but he’s right
China: and he Smells
America: you don’t like my plan
England: its more you Personally… if we divide them based on Geography we get this
America: some one forgot to include Mr. America
England: Ugh Fine you can have Japan that way your at least be staying out of Europe
America: All Japan lets see where that is.(Looks in a US Atlas) its not on the Map
China France and England: Typical America